Denominations in Insanity

tastefullyoffensive:

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memefacts:

See more facts at http://memefacts.tumblr.com/

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tastefullyoffensive:

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sofapizza:

thisismyboomstick:

apparently dolan got popular while i was gone? didn’t see that coming

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facts-i-just-made-up:

Signs of being an armadillo are as follows:

• You notice one day that you are an armadillo.
• Your friends call you an armadillo and you don’t know why.
• You have segmented armor and enjoy curling into a ball*.
• You feel like crossing roads in Arizona despite being in another state.
• Your favorite show is Xenarthra: Warrior Pichiciego
• When you went to see The Avengers, they wouldn’t let you in because you’re an armadillo.
• You eat grubs and ants by the tongue-load while not on Fear Factor.
• When you ask a loved one if your outfit makes you look fat, they reply, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU’VE TURNED INTO A FUCKING ARMADILLO BABY!!!”

* This may also be a sign of Samusaranism, a disease caused by playing Metroid too often.