apparently dolan got popular while i was gone? didn’t see that coming
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
Signs of being an armadillo are as follows:
- You notice one day that you are an armadillo.
- Your friends call you an armadillo and you don’t know why.
- You have segmented armor and enjoy curling into a ball*.
- You feel like crossing roads in Arizona despite being in another state.
- Your favorite show is Xenarthra: Warrior Pichiciego
- When you went to see The Avengers, they wouldn’t let you in because you’re an armadillo.
- You eat grubs and ants by the tongue-load while not on Fear Factor.
- When you ask a loved one if your outfit makes you look fat, they reply, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU’VE TURNED INTO A FUCKING ARMADILLO BABY!!!”
* This may also be a sign of Samusaranism, a disease caused by playing Metroid too often.
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but chains
and
whips
excite
me